Thank god for American Apparel or else I would never know what these tights would look like when I’m doing my velociraptor impression.
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
The Fallen Princesses, Dina Goldstein
and in that moment, we were all Pocohantas
IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU
I just died
oh my fucking god
Me: are you coming over?
Boyfriend: I’m almost to your house
Me: alrighty see you soon!
Boyfriend: actually I’m just on 24th street
Boyfriend: omg there’s a big pothole pulling out of the hairdressers