Posted 1 day ago

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

Posted 1 day ago

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)

Posted 1 day ago

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

(Source: shirahoshis)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

lebabby:

psyducked:

party time

MY FAVORITE

(Source: snerky)

Posted 4 days ago

redstil3ttos:

francisredstar:

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

redstil3ttos
may be able to shed some light on the last one.🍸

I don’t agree with the “100% Regrets” label, but I’ve definitely done some dancing - on tables, on top of the bar, and my all-time favorite, the Horizontal Mambo. 😉😄

Posted 5 days ago

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater)

Posted 5 days ago

kryskillinit:

crazy eyes is the realest bitch. 

(Source: bbseamonster)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.